Five Minute Human

Spoiler alert: Make Anyone Feel Fantastic. Sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll would likely make some humans feel pleasure. However, I must remind you of something significant. These are external conditions that influence other people’s pleasure states. For your convenience, there are cheaper, healthier ways to make anyone feel good. But why would you want to do […]

I wake up at 6 AM, go to pee, come back to bed, grab my phone. At 9 AM, I notice I have a warm sensation in my stomach. Oh, right, hunger! I haven’t eaten yet, because I spent three damn hours fooling around with my phone while lying in bed. It’s not that we […]